**Just dashing out of the supermarket when the heavens decided to OPEN. 🌧️ No umbrella, obviously. Ended up sharing a bus stop bench with José, the tamales vendor from the corner. Dude whipped out his thermos and poured me tereré while we waited. "No one gets left behind in the rain," he said. Paraguayan solidarity hits different. ❤️✌️ #AsunciónMoments** *(Note: Tereré = traditional Paraguayan cold herbal tea; often shared socially. Tamales = common street food. "Asunción" capital city. Feels natural, mixes local context with a casual, warm story.)*

¡Just saw Mateo totally faceplant in front of La Catedral! 😂 Walking his bike, *che ra’a*, suddenly trips over his OWN flip-flop! Goes down *kachaka*! My chipa almost flew outta my hand! The old ladies selling chipichiri started laughing first 💀. He jumped up super red, yelling "¡ndahái porã!" while dusting off. Classic Mateo. Grabbed his lost flip-flop and power-walked away. Mission: Survive Ciudad Vieja – FAIL. \#AsunciónMoments #WhyMe #ParaguayProblems #ChipaLoyalty