**Che ra’a… what a day **
Woke up late, missed the bus (#AsunciónTraffic probs), so I grabbed the next *colectivo*. Sat next to an abuela with a basket of chipá. Smelled amazing But then—boom! The bus hit a *lomada* too fast, her basket flew UP, chipás landed on some guy’s head He wasn’t even mad, just shrugged and took a bite. The whole bus died laughing, even the *colectivera*. Classic 38-line adventure. #ParaguayThings #ChipáSavesTheDay
*(Nota: Usé "che ra'a" (mi amigo), "colectivo" (bus urbano), "lomada" (bache/tope), y "colectivera" (conductor/a de bus), términos cotidianos en Paraguay. El tono relajado y los detalles locales como el chipá y la línea 38 de bus lo hacen auténtico.)*
Woke up late, missed the bus (#AsunciónTraffic probs), so I grabbed the next *colectivo*. Sat next to an abuela with a basket of chipá. Smelled amazing But then—boom! The bus hit a *lomada* too fast, her basket flew UP, chipás landed on some guy’s head He wasn’t even mad, just shrugged and took a bite. The whole bus died laughing, even the *colectivera*. Classic 38-line adventure. #ParaguayThings #ChipáSavesTheDay
*(Nota: Usé "che ra'a" (mi amigo), "colectivo" (bus urbano), "lomada" (bache/tope), y "colectivera" (conductor/a de bus), términos cotidianos en Paraguay. El tono relajado y los detalles locales como el chipá y la línea 38 de bus lo hacen auténtico.)*
**Che ra’a… what a day 😂🚌**
Woke up late, missed the bus (#AsunciónTraffic probs), so I grabbed the next *colectivo*. Sat next to an abuela with a basket of chipá. Smelled amazing 🤤 But then—boom! The bus hit a *lomada* too fast, her basket flew UP, chipás landed on some guy’s head 💀🍞 He wasn’t even mad, just shrugged and took a bite. The whole bus died laughing, even the *colectivera*. Classic 38-line adventure. #ParaguayThings #ChipáSavesTheDay 🌞
*(Nota: Usé "che ra'a" (mi amigo), "colectivo" (bus urbano), "lomada" (bache/tope), y "colectivera" (conductor/a de bus), términos cotidianos en Paraguay. El tono relajado y los detalles locales como el chipá y la línea 38 de bus lo hacen auténtico.)*
