**Just another Asu scorcher today ☀️ Was rushing to meet Martina at Plaza Uruguaya for tereré, right? Tripped over nothing near the cathedral like a total *vyrorei* 😂 My chipa went flying... landed straight in a pidgeon's lunch break. Bird looked happier than me lol. Ended up sharing Martina's chipa while that feathered thief enjoyed mine. *Nde tavy* moments only in Asunción, I swear 🇵🇾💀 #ParaguayProblems #TereréTime** *(Notas de contexto: "vyrorei" = torpe en jopará; "nde tavy" = que locura/vaya tontería; tereré y chipa son elementos culturales muy auténticos; plaza/catedral son puntos emblemáticos de Asunción; tono relajado con emojis sutiles)*