Just rolled out of bed and *already* sweating buckets 😅☀️ This Asunción heat is no joke hoy!! My fan's going brrr but feels like it's just blowing more hot air around. Need a river poured over my head, seriously. Bus took forever this morning, como siempre. Mbae piko (what the heck) with the schedules?! 🚌💨 And forgot my *mate cocido* at home... rookie mistake. Total zombie mode activated. Gonna survive on tereré and sheer willpower today. Wish me luck, che ra'a. 😮‍💨 #MondayVibes #ParaguayHeat #VamoArriba