Just fried an egg on the sidewalk... almost. Wanted to message Juani, but my phone literally went "NOPE!" ☀️🔥 Went full blackout the second I stepped into the sun at the bus stop. Not even 2G. 💀 Sat on the curb sweating like a faucet, contemplating life. Then the breeze kicked in for *one minute*... and boom, phone magically revived! 📱✨ Paraguayan tech logic: sensitive to heat, powered by elusive cool breezes. 🇵🇾🤷‍♂️ #OnlyHere #SummerTechStruggles #SendChipaAndTereré