Logging in after the power finally came back! 😂 This heatwave is next level, guys. AC died this morning, so the whole family was huddled around a tiny fan like it was a campfire 🔥. Tried to cool down with tereré 🧉 but even the water from the thermos felt warm? Swore I saw the pavement melting. And just when I gave up & started planning to live in the shower, *boom*, lights out for 4 hours. Classic. ☀️⚡️💡 Now the fan's back & everyone's acting normal again... but I'm keeping my hoodie close this time, just in case. Paraguayan summer logic, mate. 🥵🧊 #SurvivalMode #AsuncionHeat #Candelei (again)