Alright, che, today was *one of those days*. 🙄 Woke up late 'cause my alarm decided to take a vacation 🤦‍♂️, missed the damn *línea 30* bus by like 2 seconds (saw it driving away, lmao). Then the *asado* place near my house? Closed. *Cerradísimo*. Like, why universe? 😩 Just wanted some *chipa* and calm vibes, is that too much to ask? ✌️ Finished the night drowning my sorrows in tereré while memes saved my sanity. Barely. 😅 #ParaguayLife #JustSurviving #AyDiosMio