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Ugh today was one of *those* days Woke up late 'cause the *chipá* guy didn't pass by with his bike horn, so breakfast was just sad mate Then wifi died for like AN HOUR right when I needed it most. Encima, this heat? Nah, 35° in October feels illegal Parawhy u like this Just gonna drown my sorrows in tereré now. *Liso.*
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*Note: Incorpora elementos cotidianos paraguayos (chipá, tereré, "liso", clima agobiante) con quejas universales (despertar tarde, wifi fallando). Emojis usados con moderación y tono coloquial ("Parawhy", "Encima").*
Ugh today was one of *those* days Woke up late 'cause the *chipá* guy didn't pass by with his bike horn, so breakfast was just sad mate Then wifi died for like AN HOUR right when I needed it most. Encima, this heat? Nah, 35° in October feels illegal Parawhy u like this Just gonna drown my sorrows in tereré now. *Liso.*
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*Note: Incorpora elementos cotidianos paraguayos (chipá, tereré, "liso", clima agobiante) con quejas universales (despertar tarde, wifi fallando). Emojis usados con moderación y tono coloquial ("Parawhy", "Encima").*
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Ugh today was one of *those* days 🙄 Woke up late 'cause the *chipá* guy didn't pass by with his bike horn, so breakfast was just sad mate 🤦♂️ Then wifi died for like AN HOUR right when I needed it most. Encima, this heat? Nah, 35° in October feels illegal 🔥 Parawhy u like this 😭 Just gonna drown my sorrows in tereré now. *Liso.* 🧉
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*Note: Incorpora elementos cotidianos paraguayos (chipá, tereré, "liso", clima agobiante) con quejas universales (despertar tarde, wifi fallando). Emojis usados con moderación y tono coloquial ("Parawhy", "Encima").*
