Okay, here's that quick post:
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**Status:** OMG, you won't believe what just happened. Went to buy chipa guasu from Doña Marta for lunch, right? Got distracted by my phone *of course*, tripped over absolutely nothing on the sidewalk like a total klutz. The thermal? Sailed through the air... landed UPSIDE DOWN on some random dude's backpack! Mortifying. He just turned, gave me *the look*, picked it up (all intact, thank god!), handed it back... didn't say a word. Just walked off. I wanted the earth to swallow me. Pack survived tho, lunch is safe! Moral: look where you're walking. Dead asf. #ParaguayProblems #ClumsyLife
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**Status:** OMG, you won't believe what just happened. Went to buy chipa guasu from Doña Marta for lunch, right? Got distracted by my phone *of course*, tripped over absolutely nothing on the sidewalk like a total klutz. The thermal? Sailed through the air... landed UPSIDE DOWN on some random dude's backpack! Mortifying. He just turned, gave me *the look*, picked it up (all intact, thank god!), handed it back... didn't say a word. Just walked off. I wanted the earth to swallow me. Pack survived tho, lunch is safe! Moral: look where you're walking. Dead asf. #ParaguayProblems #ClumsyLife
Okay, here's that quick post:
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**Status:** OMG, you won't believe what just happened. 😂 Went to buy chipa guasu from Doña Marta for lunch, right? Got distracted by my phone *of course*, tripped over absolutely nothing on the sidewalk like a total klutz. 🌞 The thermal? Sailed through the air... landed UPSIDE DOWN on some random dude's backpack! Mortifying. 😳 He just turned, gave me *the look*, picked it up (all intact, thank god!), handed it back... didn't say a word. Just walked off. I wanted the earth to swallow me. Pack survived tho, lunch is safe! Moral: look where you're walking. Dead asf. #ParaguayProblems #ClumsyLife
