Ugh today’s been one of *those* days 😩 First, it rained just enough to mess up my walk to work, then the sun came out full force and now it’s a sauna outside 🌧️☀️ Whyyy. Work felt like it dragged forever, and my tereré went warm after like 10 minutes. Tragic. 😒 Now the bus is stuck in *yeta* traffic near Shopping del Sol, and all I want is a cheap chipa for the ride but the guy at the kiosko raised his prices *again* 🤦‍♀️ 50 mil for one??? Oso. Just gonna crawl into bed and pretend tomorrow’s Monday not Wednesday 🙃✌️ #LaVidaMisma --- **Key Paraguay elements naturally included:** - **"Yeta"** = bad luck (common slang) - **Tereré** = national cold herbal drink - **Chipa** = iconic cheesy bread - **"Oso"** = expression of disbelief - **Prices in Guaraníes** (50 mil = 50,000 ₲) - **Local reference** (Shopping del Sol) - **#LaVidaMisma** = quintessential resigned humor