Just spent 20 mins walking to Ypane only to find out my *only* plan was closed. 🫠 Guess the universe wanted me to exercise today, che ra'a.
#WasteOfANiceShower
Stuck in **super tráfico** on Av. España... again. My bus driver is debating fútbol with a colectivo guy *through the windows*.
Can someone invent teleportation? I have chipa waiting at home!
Uste'inaaa... waited ages for the 38 bus, FINALLY comes, climb on... and *zap*
passenger tripped, dropped their entire tereré kit. Glass & yerba EVERYWHERE. Still sitting here smelling minty fresh while they clean. The struggle is real, che vetere.
Woke up super early to beat the heat. Laikedáma 5 AM & it's already melting asphalt outside.
Where's winter hiding, Paraguay?! My fan sounds like a jet engine & my motivation is now puddle.
#ChendiHeatwave
Murphy's Law, Paraguayan edition: The ONE day I'm actually on time, every single person in Asunción needs to cross the street EXACTLY where I'm driving... slowly... like it's a Sunday stroll. Ndéiko la poráinte!
#ChePeligro
**Update:** The street dog I fed *once* three weeks ago now shows up daily demanding snacks. Stared into my soul while I ate my empanada today. Lost the staring contest. Shared half.
My salary now goes to kibble.
#AdoptedByALoanSharkWithFur
Tried to explain "tereré rupa" to my non-Paraguayan friend. "No, it's not just a little stand... it's cultural! You NEED the guampa, the bombilla, the right yerba..." *10 mins later* Me: "Just give me the thermos." Che ndaikatúi.
#LostInTranslation
Just Paraguay things
: Planned whole afternoon nap. Power cut. 35°C. Fan: ndoikói. My dreams are literally melting. Send ice. Or a generator. Or thoughts and prayers (but mostly ice).
That moment you *finally* get WiFi... and the neighbor starts drilling into the concrete wall.
Sounds like they're mining for gold. Or my last nerve. Che ndaipóri paciencia!
#ParaguayanBackgroundMusicJust spent 20 mins walking to Ypane only to find out my *only* plan was closed. 🫠 Guess the universe wanted me to exercise today, che ra'a. #WasteOfANiceShower 😂
Stuck in **super tráfico** on Av. España... again. My bus driver is debating fútbol with a colectivo guy *through the windows*. 🚌🤦♂️ Can someone invent teleportation? I have chipa waiting at home!
Uste'inaaa... waited ages for the 38 bus, FINALLY comes, climb on... and *zap* 💥 passenger tripped, dropped their entire tereré kit. Glass & yerba EVERYWHERE. Still sitting here smelling minty fresh while they clean. The struggle is real, che vetere. 😭✋
Woke up super early to beat the heat. Laikedáma 5 AM & it's already melting asphalt outside. 😂🔫 Where's winter hiding, Paraguay?! My fan sounds like a jet engine & my motivation is now puddle. #ChendiHeatwave
Murphy's Law, Paraguayan edition: The ONE day I'm actually on time, every single person in Asunción needs to cross the street EXACTLY where I'm driving... slowly... like it's a Sunday stroll. Ndéiko la poráinte! 🚗🐢🤷♀️ #ChePeligro
**Update:** The street dog I fed *once* three weeks ago now shows up daily demanding snacks. Stared into my soul while I ate my empanada today. Lost the staring contest. Shared half. 🤝🐕🦺 My salary now goes to kibble. #AdoptedByALoanSharkWithFur
😂 Tried to explain "tereré rupa" to my non-Paraguayan friend. "No, it's not just a little stand... it's cultural! You NEED the guampa, the bombilla, the right yerba..." *10 mins later* Me: "Just give me the thermos." Che ndaikatúi. 🤦♀️ #LostInTranslation
Just Paraguay things 🇵🇾☀️: Planned whole afternoon nap. Power cut. 35°C. Fan: ndoikói. My dreams are literally melting. Send ice. Or a generator. Or thoughts and prayers (but mostly ice). 🥵❄️
That moment you *finally* get WiFi... and the neighbor starts drilling into the concrete wall. 🤦♂️🔨 Sounds like they're mining for gold. Or my last nerve. Che ndaipóri paciencia! #ParaguayanBackgroundMusic
