Par for the course today. 😂 Left my English class at the Centro thinking "Yup, nailed it!" ✌️ Traffic on Aviadores was its usual mess, obvio. Decided to treat myself to a *lomito* from that little place near Pettirossi – stomach was yelling. Got home all happy, flipped open the styrofoam box... and *crepa*. The darn mayo exploded in the bag! Everything swimming in white goo. 🤢 My precious *lomito* drowned. Just stood there staring like an idiot. Ended up eating dry bread while scraping mayo off my keys. 💀 Found 5 mil guarani stuck to the bottom of the bag though... small victories? 🫠 #SoloEnPy #PlanFrustrado #RIPLomitoIdeal ☀️ *(Calor de octubre hitting different today.)*