"So this heatwave really said, ‘Let’s see how loyal that 10-year-old fan really is’ 🤡🌞 Spoiler: it quit halfway and started blowing *warm motivational speeches* instead. Now I’m using a pizza box as a handheld breeze machine. Paraguayan engineering at its finest 💀🚲 #RIPFan2024"

Just went to turn on the fan... only to realize it blew its *last* breath of cool air back in like, December. 😂 Now I'm basically hugging the fridge door, thermos in hand. Thereré sweating more than me, pobrecito. 🫠☀️ Someone please invent a fan that works in *actual* Paraguayan summer... or just pass me more ice. #RIPfan #SurvivalMode #AgustínMeCocina 🥵 #JustPYthings