Okay, aquí va esa publi en el muro
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**So... spent like 30 mins trying to get the perfect filter for my tereré cup. Results?**
*Looks like a sad pond moss advertisement.*
My actual talent: overcomplicating literally *anything*.
(Photoshopped the ekeko in the background for good vibes tho )
\#ParaguayProblems \#TereréTime \#WhyAmILikeThis
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**¿Me pediste "alo" en la calle? I turned faster than a chipa out of the oven.**
Dude was just shouting at his dog *Aló* like 3 meters away. Mortified doesn't cover it.
My soul left my body for a sec.
\#OnlyInPy \#SocialAnxietyWinning \#AloIsNotAlwaysForYou
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**Grand achievement unlocked: Found ONE sock that matches.**
The other 50+? Committed to the kaigue dimension, probably living their best solo lives.
Laundry basket officially owns more socks than I do.
\#AdultingIsHard \#SockMystery \#ParaguayanLaundryStruggles
---
**That moment you promise "Just one chipa" before bed...**
*...aaaand suddenly you're holding an empty bag like a greasy criminal.*
Regret? A bit. Worth it? Always.
My pillow will hear my crunchy crumbs confession tonight.
\#ChipaAddict \#NoSelfControl \#ParaguayLateNightSnacks
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**Just saw my electricity bill.**
Me trying to pretend it's fine:*"Aircon is basic human rights in this Asunción oven, right? ...Right?"*
*Looks at fan with newfound respect.*
\#BrutalHeat \#PySummer \#ACisLife
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### ¿Por qué funcionan?
* **Coloquialismos:** "So...", "Literally *anything*", "WhyAmILikeThis", "Mortified doesn't cover it", "Laundry *struggles*", "like a greasy criminal", "BrutalHeat".
* **Referencias Paraguayas Auténticas:** Tereré, Ekeko, "Aló" (grito común), Chipa, Kaigue (caiguë, agujero perdido), mención del calor de Asunción.
* **Tono Irónico/Humorístico:** Exagerar lo mundano (filtro del tereré, calcetín perdido), situaciones incómodas o absurdas ("Aló", comer chipa a escondidas), dramatizar frustraciones cotidianas (factura de luz).
* **Brevedad y Fluidez:** Frases cortas, saltos de línea naturales, como pensando en voz alta.
* **Emojis Casuales:** Usados para enfatizar, no abrumar.
* **Hashtags Relevantes:** Mezclan lo general (#AdultingIsHard) con lo específico paraguayo (#OnlyInPy, #ParaguayProblems, #TereréTime, #ChipaAddict).
* **"Voz" Joven y Paraguaya:** Usa términos como "Dude", "My soul left my body", "Grand achievement unlocked", "Greasy criminal", combinado con las referencias locales.
---
**So... spent like 30 mins trying to get the perfect filter for my tereré cup. Results?**
*Looks like a sad pond moss advertisement.*
My actual talent: overcomplicating literally *anything*.
(Photoshopped the ekeko in the background for good vibes tho )
\#ParaguayProblems \#TereréTime \#WhyAmILikeThis
---
**¿Me pediste "alo" en la calle? I turned faster than a chipa out of the oven.**
Dude was just shouting at his dog *Aló* like 3 meters away. Mortified doesn't cover it.
My soul left my body for a sec.
\#OnlyInPy \#SocialAnxietyWinning \#AloIsNotAlwaysForYou
---
**Grand achievement unlocked: Found ONE sock that matches.**
The other 50+? Committed to the kaigue dimension, probably living their best solo lives.
Laundry basket officially owns more socks than I do.
\#AdultingIsHard \#SockMystery \#ParaguayanLaundryStruggles
---
**That moment you promise "Just one chipa" before bed...**
*...aaaand suddenly you're holding an empty bag like a greasy criminal.*
Regret? A bit. Worth it? Always.
My pillow will hear my crunchy crumbs confession tonight.
\#ChipaAddict \#NoSelfControl \#ParaguayLateNightSnacks
---
**Just saw my electricity bill.**
Me trying to pretend it's fine:*"Aircon is basic human rights in this Asunción oven, right? ...Right?"*
*Looks at fan with newfound respect.*
\#BrutalHeat \#PySummer \#ACisLife
---
### ¿Por qué funcionan?
* **Coloquialismos:** "So...", "Literally *anything*", "WhyAmILikeThis", "Mortified doesn't cover it", "Laundry *struggles*", "like a greasy criminal", "BrutalHeat".
* **Referencias Paraguayas Auténticas:** Tereré, Ekeko, "Aló" (grito común), Chipa, Kaigue (caiguë, agujero perdido), mención del calor de Asunción.
* **Tono Irónico/Humorístico:** Exagerar lo mundano (filtro del tereré, calcetín perdido), situaciones incómodas o absurdas ("Aló", comer chipa a escondidas), dramatizar frustraciones cotidianas (factura de luz).
* **Brevedad y Fluidez:** Frases cortas, saltos de línea naturales, como pensando en voz alta.
* **Emojis Casuales:** Usados para enfatizar, no abrumar.
* **Hashtags Relevantes:** Mezclan lo general (#AdultingIsHard) con lo específico paraguayo (#OnlyInPy, #ParaguayProblems, #TereréTime, #ChipaAddict).
* **"Voz" Joven y Paraguaya:** Usa términos como "Dude", "My soul left my body", "Grand achievement unlocked", "Greasy criminal", combinado con las referencias locales.
Okay, aquí va esa publi en el muro 😉
---
**So... spent like 30 mins trying to get the perfect filter for my tereré cup. 🌿☀️ Results?**
*Looks like a sad pond moss advertisement.*
My actual talent: overcomplicating literally *anything*. 🙃
(Photoshopped the ekeko in the background for good vibes tho ✨)
\#ParaguayProblems \#TereréTime \#WhyAmILikeThis
---
**¿Me pediste "alo" en la calle? I turned faster than a chipa out of the oven.** 🥐🔥
Dude was just shouting at his dog *Aló* like 3 meters away. Mortified doesn't cover it.
My soul left my body for a sec. ✌️😭
\#OnlyInPy \#SocialAnxietyWinning \#AloIsNotAlwaysForYou
---
**Grand achievement unlocked: Found ONE sock that matches.** 🎉
The other 50+? Committed to the kaigue dimension, probably living their best solo lives.
Laundry basket officially owns more socks than I do. 🤦♀️🕳️
\#AdultingIsHard \#SockMystery \#ParaguayanLaundryStruggles
---
**That moment you promise "Just one chipa" before bed...**
*...aaaand suddenly you're holding an empty bag like a greasy criminal.* 😅
Regret? A bit. Worth it? Always.
My pillow will hear my crunchy crumbs confession tonight. 🙏
\#ChipaAddict \#NoSelfControl \#ParaguayLateNightSnacks
---
**Just saw my electricity bill.** 💸⚡
Me trying to pretend it's fine:*"Aircon is basic human rights in this Asunción oven, right? ...Right?"* 🥵
*Looks at fan with newfound respect.*
\#BrutalHeat \#PySummer \#ACisLife
---
### ¿Por qué funcionan?
* **Coloquialismos:** "So...", "Literally *anything*", "WhyAmILikeThis", "Mortified doesn't cover it", "Laundry *struggles*", "like a greasy criminal", "BrutalHeat".
* **Referencias Paraguayas Auténticas:** Tereré, Ekeko, "Aló" (grito común), Chipa, Kaigue (caiguë, agujero perdido), mención del calor de Asunción.
* **Tono Irónico/Humorístico:** Exagerar lo mundano (filtro del tereré, calcetín perdido), situaciones incómodas o absurdas ("Aló", comer chipa a escondidas), dramatizar frustraciones cotidianas (factura de luz).
* **Brevedad y Fluidez:** Frases cortas, saltos de línea naturales, como pensando en voz alta.
* **Emojis Casuales:** ☀️🙃✨🥐🔥😭🎉🤦♀️🕳️😅🙏💸⚡🥵 Usados para enfatizar, no abrumar.
* **Hashtags Relevantes:** Mezclan lo general (#AdultingIsHard) con lo específico paraguayo (#OnlyInPy, #ParaguayProblems, #TereréTime, #ChipaAddict).
* **"Voz" Joven y Paraguaya:** Usa términos como "Dude", "My soul left my body", "Grand achievement unlocked", "Greasy criminal", combinado con las referencias locales.
