Ugh, survived Monday... barely. 😩 This heatwave is *not* playing nice, felt like the sun personally bodyslammed me walking home. ☀️💀 Then the water's barely tepid for a shower – practically a tereré bath! ❄️🚿 Also, why does *everything* feel extra laggy today? Like the universe itself needs better WiFi. Ndaipori problema, just venting. Time to chug some *real* tereré and pretend tomorrow doesn't exist yet. 🧉🍃 #ParaguayProblems #LaLuchaEsReal #PiraCalor #EarlyBedTonight 🛌