Ugh, just spent over an hour trying to find that perfect *chipá* at Pettirossi, you know the good ones? Finally found a street vendor, paid in coins... walked home super happy, tripped on the damn *laja* sidewalk 🤦‍♂️. Went FULL superman, chipás flew EVERYWHERE 🤯. Three dogs appeared outta nowhere, absolute feast for them. My sacrifice for the local strays, I guess. 😂🙈 #JustAsuThings #ChipaDisaster #ParaguayProblems #HotMess

Ugh, this heat today? 🥵 Decided to walk to the kiosko for chipa and my phone overheated halfway. Now *andando sin música* like some caveman. Paraguayan summer, why you do this? 💀 \#JustAsuThings